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I really kinda just want to eat a girl out for a couple of hours right now and appreciate her ass tbh
Without knowing you or your boyfriend, we absolutely cannot tell you whether or not you should end your relationship. What we can tell you, though, is that what you are feeling is so, so often part of a long term relationship, including our long term relationship, and it’s not always a bad thing or a sign that one should end things. When you have been with someone for a long time, you will have days or weeks where they annoy the heck out of you. You will go through times where your sex life is not exciting, where your communication suffers, where life seems to constantly come between the two of you. The trick is to see these times not as something signaling the automatic end of the relationship, but rather as opportunities to lean back in, to be creative, to really dig deep into each other and consciously work on making your bond into something beautiful. The dark periods can lead into times of immense growth.
The thing is, though - you have to WANT to lean in. If you have already mentally checked out of the relationship or decided that you would be happier elsewhere, then doing the work we talked about above is going to be agonizing and unfruitful. But, if you feel like there is something keeping you with this particular human being, like you believe in the fundamental goodness of the foundation you have built with your partner, then turn around and really see him and get to work.
We wish you both the best. Let us know how it goes. 💛
Pussy eating 101
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you’re probably getting ready to go down on your girl and know the joy of eating pussy. Here are a few tips to help you make your girl orgasm over and over again.
It’s not the Fast and the Furious
Don’t rush it. Take it slow at first and get a feel for what she likes. It’s not the Fast and the Furious btw. One of the most important things to do is for you and your girl to relax. Seriously, it’ll be fine, you got this! Kiss your way down her body and tease her thighs and butt. This will turn her on before you start the real action. Get close so that she thinks you’re going to go down any second, but don’t give in immediately.
Driving her crazy
Make sure you spend time getting her aroused before you head south. When she’s ready, kiss her on the outside of her panties. Breathe hot air through her panties against her vag area. Breathe softly but warmly for short bursts at a time. You can alternate between doing this and kissing her thighs and stomach. Teasing her will drive her crazy and make her wet and ready.
Slow and steady
Start out gentle, start licking slowly then gradually speed it up. Take time to explore the whole region, teasing her with your tongue. When you begin to kiss and lick her vulva, work your way in slowly from the outside. Start by licking the outer edges of the outer lips (labia), then very slowly spread them, and lick and kiss the inner lips, and around the vagina. Do this gently, as though you were still teasing her.
Avoid the clit, at first
Try to avoid coming in contact with her clit for as long as you can, even as you kiss her labia and vagina. When you reach her clit, lick softly and focus on the clitoral hood (just above the clitoris), since most women prefer indirect clitoral contact before they’re fully aroused. If she grinds faster as you lick her, press your tongue harder on her clit and go faster. If she grinds slowly, then slow it down and try flicking your tongue softer because her clit may be becoming sensitive.
Know your alphabet
If you’re not sure which strokes are best to approach the clit, try licking the alphabet by licking the shape of every letter in the alphabet. As silly as that sounds, it does work. While doing this, make your licks wide from time to time to cover the whole genital area, and make them small at other times, centering on the clit itself.
Suck it
As she becomes more aroused, you can gently suck her clit into your mouth and flick your tongue over it. This combination of suction with a much faster rhythm will drive her crazy.
Listen and learn
Listen carefully to what she says and the sounds she makes. If she sounds excited, keep doing what you’re doing for as long as you can. When she seems to respond less, it’s time to try a new stroke.
Learn to hum
Closing your mouth and humming against her clit, adding vibrations as you lick, will stimulate her clit and vagina.
Get into it
Use your entire face when you’re going down on her — your nose, cheeks and chin and move them around. Even if you’re just using your mouth, shaking your face from side to side and up and down will enhance friction in a great way.
Finger licking good
It’s important to have clean, well-groomed hands when you’re touching a woman’s genitals. Keep your fingernails trimmed and filed, to avoid scratching her sensitive skin. Don’t cut your nails right before hooking up; they’ll still be too rough and sharp to touch her. Every woman’s body responds differently, so you’ll want to play around with a few different ways of touching her to figure out what she likes best. Circle around her clit with one finger, gliding diagonally across the surface, rubbing up and down, or going side to side. Next, try using your fingers inside of her, starting with one, then moving up to two and three. Then try using one hand inside of her and the other on her clitoris. Ask her, “do you like it better when I do this or this?” Or see which approach makes her moan louder or breathe heavier. Once you’ve got her going, make sure you pay attention to her clit. Most women need repetitive, consistent clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. Find your rhythm and don’t make any changes as she starts to near her climax. Also, penetrating your girl with one finger and making a “come here” motion is a great way to locate her G-spot, which will increase her orgasm. Alternate using your fingers and licking her.
Lube is your friend
When fingering her remember: the skin on a woman’s genitals is delicate. You don’t want your fingers pulling and tugging at her skin when you’re touching her, so using lube when you’re fingering her is a plus. You can use her natural fluids as lubricant (just dip your fingers into her vaginal opening), but doesn’t last as long as lube and she may feel embarrassed if she gets dry. Lube will not only decrease her discomfort (and any potential pain), but it will also increase her sensitivity and help your fingers move better. FYI: silicone lubricant lasts longest and feels best against the skin.
Don’t stop, she’s so close
When she is nearing an orgasm, make sure you do everything she wants you to. No matter if you have a kink in your neck or your arm’s falling asleep, keep doing exactly what you’re doing until you’re sure she’s orgasmed.
Know when enough is enough
The clit is extremely sensitive after climax, so when her orgasm is over, you don’t want to keep licking it as intensely as you were before she reached orgasm. As she climaxes, continue licking, but gently taper off as her reaction begins to mellow.
Be creative
When going down, feel free to be creative — mix and match what works best for you and what drives your girl crazy. :))
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ASK ME THINGS
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
7. What does your last received text say?
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
9. Where was your last kiss at?
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
11. What do you drink in the morning?
12. Where did you sleep last night?
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
20. Does anyone like you?
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
25. In the past week have you cried?
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
29. Do you think you’re old?
30. Do you like text messaging?
31. What type of day are you having?
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
37. What song are you listening to?
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
41. When did you last receive a text message?
42. What is wrong with you right now?
43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
44. Does anyone disgust you?
45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
46. Are you in a good mood right now?
47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
48. What color shirt are you wearing?
49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
53. Do you like rain?
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
56. Do you like to cuddle?
57. Are you shy?
58. Do you get along with girls?
59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
60. What do you carry with you at all times?
61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?
69. Do you have any stickers on your car?
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?
71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?
73. Do you like diet soda?
74. What color are the walls in your room?
75. Are you 16 or older?
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
77. Do you have a job?
78. What are your initials?
79. Did you ever have braces?
80. Are you from the south?81. What does your last status on facebook say?
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?
83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?
85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?
86. Do you smoke?
87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?
88. Is your phone touch screen?
89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?
92. Have you ever made out in a car?
93. …Had sex in a car?
94. Are you single or in a relationship?
95. What were you doing last night at midnight?
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?
97. Do you like the camera on your phone?
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
102. Name your favorite Kesha song:
103. Do you have any tan lines right now?
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?Ask me something
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